First Name: Michel

Family Name: Elefteriades

Birth date: June 22, 1970

Death: (To be communicated the latest possible)

Passports: Greek and Lebanese

Nationalities: Nowheristani

I work in: Politics, Music production, books and songwriting, philosophy, documentaries and video clips directing, tours and concerts organization.

Position: Emperor of Nowheristan, Founder and co-owner of Elefrecords (I also own a lot of other things but I consider indecent and almost vulgar to enumerate it all)

My hobbies: My work, drawing and painting, daydreaming, eating, provoking the fall of governments’.

I like: my sons, my music, my black sherwals, my memories, my (non) haircut, my childhood house, my gold teeth, my cocktails… Mont-Saint-Michel if it could be without tourists.

I do not like: people who do lots of things because I am sure that no one can be a producer, a painter, a writer and a movie director at the same time. I also do not like hot ice cream, siliconed women, a very beautiful stupid girl or a very intelligent ugly girl; dogs that want to show me their affection and tourists (specially at Mont-Saint-Michel).

I would like to thank: my parents, Dr Kassatly (for helping my mom to bring me out), my brother, Paul-René Albertini, Karl Marx, Picasso, Mr. Michel my school bus driver for 14 years, Che Guevara, the sun for not being tired of rising everyday after so many years and you for visiting my site.

I would not like to thank: God, Eve for eating the apple and Christopher Columbus for not staying home.

The say that guides my life: "Ce n'est pas le chemin qui est difficile, mais le difficile qui est le chemin" (if you do not understand French, it is time you buy for yourself a French-English dictionary).

Links:
http://en.wikipedia.org
http://www.latimes.com
http://weekly.ahram.org.eg
http://weekly.ahram.org.eg
http://www.dailystaregypt.com
http://www.elmundo.es